What was my costume this year you ask? Something horrfiying. Something so scary you can hardly bear to look. That’s right: I went as Tom Cruise and Meg (my roommate) went as pregnant Katie Holmes. ::cue high pitched horror movie shriek::




We walked around saying things like:

Meg: “He’s the most AMAZING guy!”

“Have you heard about scientology? I’m having a silent birth!”

Me: “If it’s a boy we’re gonna name it Tom, and if its a girl we’re gonna name it Tom.”

Then I’d jump on the couch and give lots of thumbs up’s.

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